Question of the Day! Pigeons: Aliens or Birds?

I was explaining to Gary, our director, that I have literally almost gotten smacked in the face by pigeons about 3 times so far (SO NASTY AND SCARY p.s.), and he got me thinking…He asked me if I have ever seen a baby pigeon or a dead pigeon. I haven't! Have you?! So now I am thinking, well balls! They must be aliens!!!!